mom: can you do the dishes please?
me: do i know u

lameborghini:

ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired

(via noxiously)

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

(via fake-mermaid)

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(via fake-mermaid)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via fake-mermaid)

No need to hurry. No need to sparkle. No need to be anybody but oneself.
Virginia Woolf (via rauchwolken)

(via cheapmondayy)

carbonite:

i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else

(via joshrah)