rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via fake-mermaid)

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

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macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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teaa-a:

the no homework at the end of unit 3 and the start of unit 4 is like the calm before the storm and its making me uneasy…

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via fake-mermaid)

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

image

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