ugly:

stability:

ugly:

my nipples keep getting hard and idk why

that just means ur pregnant brett (:

oh…my…..god HOW am i going to tell my mom

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

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ducksaysspooky:

"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.

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mc-coolin:

find someone that will watch fucked up anime with you at 2 in the morning

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officiallyhilarious:

This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.

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goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

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unsmokable:

I’m high on life and god is my dealer

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