guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

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“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

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chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

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swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

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akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

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pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

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