burghers:

wow having a mutual crush… wonder what thats like

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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zoeyrawr:

who is kissing me on new year’s

my alcohol or my tears

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flaffy:

but you reblogged my post that means you like me right

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beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

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whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

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urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

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chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

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